Leaked list? Real list? Fake list?

Some names to do not seem to fit the bill but hey, if everyone is blindly predicting their 2013 Cabinet line-up; why not this line up which was handed to the author earlier this morning?

Perdana Menteri (Menteri Kewangan)
Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak (erm...pretty obvious kan)

Timb. Perdana Menteri (Menteri Pertahanan)
Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin (defence minister, so what about 1Student, 1Sport?)

Menteri Di Jabatan Perdana Menteri
- Datuk Seri Jamil Khir Baharom
- Datuk Seri Mohamed Nazri Abdul Aziz
- Datuk Seri Idris Jala
- Datuk Ahmad Maslan

Menteri Kewangan II
Datuk Seri Mustapa Mohamed (Tok Pa, kalau ada lebih duit cikit, bagilah kat Kelantan FA. Mesti Annuar Musa suka)

Menteri Pelajaran
Datuk Seri Idris Jusoh (sekolah satu aliran - ada berani ka?)

Menteri Dalam Negeri
Datuk Seri Hishamuddin Hussein

Menteri Pengangkutan
Datuk Seri Liow Tiong Lai (aiks, I thought no MCA participation in cabinet?)

Menteri Pelancongan
Datuk Seri Dr Ahmad Zahid Hamidi (jom kita convoy motor besar round satu Malaysia. Cuti-cuti Malaysia mah!)

Menteri Luar
Datuk Seri Anifah Aman (can arrange my visa to Pyongyang?)

Menteri Kerja Raya
Datuk Seri G Palanivel (from Ayo-yo Samy to Hello uncle Pala)

Menteri Kesihatan
Datuk Wee Ka Siong (aiks, another MCA member in the cabinet. Hmm)

Menteri Belia Dan Sukan
Dato Ahmad Shabery Cheek (I have a strange feeling it will be Razali Ibrahim after all)

Menteri Sumber Manusia
Datuk Seri S Subramaniam

Menteri Perdagangan Dalam Negeri Dan Hal Ehwal Pengguna
Datuk Seri Noh Omar (itu harga susu kotak 1Litre boleh kasi turun ka? Banyak mahal wor)

Menteri Perdagangan Dan Industri
Datuk Seri Ahmad Husni Hanadzlah

Menteri Pertanian Dan Industri Asas Tani
Datuk Seri Shafie Afdal

Menteri Sains Teknologi Dan Innovasi
Datuk Fadillah Yusof

Menteri Sumber Asli Dan Alam Sekitar
Datuk Douglas Unggah Embas

Menteri Tenaga, Teknologi Hijau Dan Air
Datuk Peter Chin Fah Kui (guess they realised they need the Chinese representation after all? Jadi senator ka? What about Richard Riot?)

Menteri Kemajuan Luar Bandar Dan Wilayah
Datuk Seri Mahazir Khalid

Menteri Perusahaan, Perladangan Dan Komoditi
Datuk Joseph Salang Gandum

Menteri Perumahan Dan Kerajaan Tempatan
Datuk Seri Ong Ka Chuan (Aiks? Huh?)

Menteri Pembangunan Wanita, Keluarga
Datuk Noriah Kasnon (Rosnah Shirlin can oso mah?)

Menteri Penerangan Dan Komunikasi
Khairy Jamaluddin (wah, the party elders finally caved in and gave him a ministerial position? Apa-apa pun, jangan ban lelaki rambut panjang keluar TV ok?)

Menteri Wilayah Persekutuan
Datuk Johari Abdul Ghani (expected. If yes, KFC for everyone!)

NOTE: Similar list of names appeared in Sinar Harian.

HD says: Want to know the real list? PM Najib Razak will announce it at 4pm today.

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